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Fucking dreads. Fucking eyebrows. Fucking moron.
These are the usual words you will associate me with. Provided you know me.
Hello. Say hi to my threat notebook. If you don't want other people to know what you did, be my unconditional slave KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE~!!
Own3d by Siew Ping in Counter-Strike Had a boring day. So extremely boring that I had to go to a local cyber-cafe. Met Siew Ping there and had a few rounds of Counter-Strike with him. Was pwnzed by his fat majesty. In the few months of not playing CS my skills have really degraded. Ugh.
I've read something interesting from this local graphic novel published by GEMPAK Starz called Zoology. Story and art by Stanley G. It's this chapter called 'PUTUS CINTA!!'. You can try this out. Imagine your girlfriend/boyfriend left you. You go buy an ice cream. The ice cream man serves another person first and you SHOUT at the ice cream man "AKU PUTUS CINTA!!!". The ice cream man serves you first. When buying movie tickets, you go spam "AKU PUTUS CINTA!!" like a maniac and everyone let's you go first. You get the ticket FAST.
Lastly, imagine you're buying a can of Cola. The guy asks for RM1.60. You offer 20 cents and shout "AKU PUTUS CINTA!!!!!". Get shocked as the guy shouts back louder than you "AKU PUTUS JUGA!!!!!!!". Try it out. You may end up in a hole about six feet deep.