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Sunday, December 16, 2007

In Penang

12/16/2007 02:22:00 PM

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I'm in Penang now. You all must think me mad, coming back from Europe and going to Penang 2 days after that. Yes, in fact I AM a little mad from traveling.

Warning: IF YOU'RE OFFENDED EASILY BY RACIST OR TERRORISM STUFF, DO NOT SCROLL DOWN. DON'T. SERIOUS RACIST STUFF HERE. I THINK.

TERRORISM

History

Their technology is astounding

Bring these on a plane and expect your ass in the slammer.

It all goes back to the Bible. The first known terrorist was Cain, the seed from which Islam descends and the first DNC party leader.

Terrorists are more commonly known as "foreigners" and "muslims".

To appear clever and original in a Liberal community, use the phrase "War on Errorism" with a picture of Bush you pretentious fuck.

Common hobbies of Terrorists is the lulz of blowing themselves up, and the US Military loves blowing them up too. That is why they get along so well.

How to Spot a Terrorist

It is vital that the upstanding citizen know how to spot one of these uncivilized mongrels.

Common characteristics of terrorists include

sand in their butts
shitty friends only livejournals
degrees in the field of medicine
living in England
incomprehensible languages
being a minority
driving an suv
the use of shampoo

Hobbies

putting sand in their butts
spending about all their free time eating mustard
doing gay circle jerks yelling "Allahu Akbar"
constantly saying "Allahu Akbar"
blowing themselves up
blowing other people up
trying to blow stuff up
blowing stuff up and yelling "Allahu Akbar"
getting owned by other countries in their country (you know you're fucked when you getting pwned in your own turf)
getting owned by a magical force (as they call it) that drops bombs on them
Collecting manuals for terrorism
hiding in tunnels
brainwashing kids into hating America ns
being un-American
hating Jews

Typical terrorist ready for another days hard work

Your everyday terrorists at work