Moonstruck Drop

words, words

2008-07-17T17:43:00.008+08:00

11 July 2008 8.07 a.m.

I was nervous. She was nervous.

You've got to admit she looks good. Stunning, I'd say.

No, I don't look as good.

As students from the Secondary section filled the hall, our heartbeats went into gear eight. Yes, gear eight. Although on the outside I was calm and collected, I was hoping on the inside I didn't mess it up for both of us.

Shaking hands, passing 'good luck's around, we struggled to keep a cool head. I forgot who started it, but we held hands. It really helped. She made me feel like Kid, not Chia Hoong, who's gonna go onstage later on. It gave me confidence and warmth, priceless.

Looking at the excellent performers who were before us, naturally we hoped we'd do as well. As the emcees announced our names, a drop of sweat rolled down my cheek.

Vertigo. This is what I felt when I went on stage. "Holy shit, 5sc1 made a huge banner for us." That's the first thing I saw.

Thanks, Sonia, you've helped make my day unforgettable.

And thanks to the rest of 5sc1, who supported us all the way, even if they were standing right at the back of the hall. Yee Jean was practically hollering her throat out.

Once the music started, our nervousness were forgotten, replaced by a rush of adrenaline. Her smile throughout the performance was a stimulant to me; I no longer have the plank pose.

After the performance, we waited for the verdict. Lilian didn't mind not winning, but I thought otherwise. She worked so hard, if we didn't win, I wouldn't feel right. But well, there's always a slip between the mouth and the teacup, Isabell and Hera won. They were really good, my respects and salutes.

For me, I hate failing. Strangely I didn't feel disappointed, more of satisfaction. Most of all, I felt a deep sense of loss.

Thanks Lilian, you've given me the moment of my life by agreeing to be my duet partner. She's really great to work with, Lilian, it's really too bad, it's really too bad. I really will miss the time we worked so hard, practiced after school, memorized the lyrics, the steps. Thanks, Lilian, for putting up with me, I never could sing very well. Never, never will this memory leave my brain, even under the influence of the Alzheimer's disease. I lost warmth.

alright, i'm shocked.

2008-07-07T17:47:00.007+08:00

We managed to scrape through. That's right, I, the magnificent Kid, managed to get through into the finals~!

Bah, that's rubbish. In fact, I wanna thank Lilian for bringing us into the finals. It was HER who won, not I. Thanks, Lilian. I'll work harder to win. Or at least not get tomatoes thrown at us on stage.

Malaysia, Malaysia, Malaysia. She is aptly named 'Heaven on Earth', for multiple reasons.

"I have a large cock" says a Malaysian politician

"Ah, I forgot, not one but two!"

A Malaysian woman in her typical habitat, about to sneeze.

Another Malaysian woman swearing, with her astonished partner behind.

A typical Malaysian swimsuit model.

Would you want her? * Vomits *

I don't think ANYTHING suits you, darling.

Do buy this brand of paint. They have matt and glossy finish too! And their taste is women are simply stunning. Period.

All well ends well, I'd say. I'd like to extend a huge thank you to the judges for picking us. Thanks for supporting. Yippy-dee-doo-dah, dear readers, another day we shall meet.

final part of the winfail

2008-07-04T20:54:00.002+08:00

4.46pm on the same day

The solo auditions were about to begin. The tense aura built up almost suffocated me, even though I wasn't one of the participants. It suddenly got worse when Lin Vin called out "Wai Hoong! You're up."

1st solo

Aiight, let the video do the talking [ or is it singing? ]

2nd solo

Nice. Smooth voice, range of tones are wide. Only flaw is a little bit of strain that's visible when he goes soprano.

3rd solo

I don't think I can judge fairly on this... All I can say is I'll see her on the Cornflakes box the morning after the SG Idol.

4th solo

Too soft, dear. You failed to amuse me.

5th solo

Volume is there, good expressions, but not too outstanding. If a better choice of song is made, she'd do much better.

6th solo

Lack of variety of tones. Also a mistake in choice of song. Lack of amplitude too

7th solo

Watch this to LOL. Watch your high pitch, mate.

On this note, the report on the auditions have now ended, I'd say. The next audition was not recorded, on the other hand it wouldn't have produced any sound due to the amount of onlookers. THREE times more than the first rounds of the audition. Thanks for reading, come back soon.

SG Idol Auditions 2008 - A Brilliant Failure

2008-07-03T20:26:00.006+08:00

4.13 pm

First part of duet auditions for SG Idol starts. Facing the contenders were The Rok, Ho Yin, Lin Vin, Lydia, Yau and PZ[?]. Thus, the winning failure begins.

1st pair

Well, Peter could really sing. Antonio on the other hand, I'd say, screwed up. It's not known if he did it intentionally or otherwise. Still, an ancient chinese proverb applies here: Hear till come out ear oil. If I were judge, I would proudly procure two 2B pencils and stick them in my ears a la Malaysian Idol's judge's style.

2nd pair

This pair came as a surprise to me, I'd say... They chose the same song as Lilian and I did. They did fine... Cassandra sang enthusiastically, and so did the malay dude. Something really tainted the pair though. Quote Yau: The flower guy is gay, nuff said. Lilian > Cassandra.

3rd pair

All right, nice song. Lemon Tree by Lemon Tree. Nostalgic. Dear intelligent readers, have you spotted the flaw here? Lemon Tree is song for SOLO SINGERS. Moving on, the two weren't even meant for duet singing, they were two solo singers singing together. Not in sync, I might add. E.P.I.C. F.A.I.L spelled out in capital neon letters. The video speaks for itself.

4th pair

梁山伯与朱丽叶. The chinese song of Romeo and Juliet. I hate to say it, they sound really amazing. They're not the best, no, but she covers for his slightly-above-average singing. In fact the spotlight's on her, I'd say. Although they might not get into the finals, but she showed everyone something.

5th pair

In case you haven't noticed yet, the nerd on the right, he's me. That's right, it's Kid himself. The song Way Back Into Love, it's the same one as Cassandra and her partner's. The first thing you'll notice is the plank pose of the nerd. The second thing you'll notice is the melodious voice emitted from Lilian. If I had to say, she's one of the best singers at the audition, and in the whole school. I, on the other hand, had 10 minutes of Parkinson's due to stage fright, and probably caused us to commit fail worthy of Noob. Watch the video, it says everything.

The other duets were somewhere among the normal lines; and as such I don't feel like writing about them. The first part of the solo audition, and the second part of duet audition and solo audition would be posted up soon. Wait for it, I'd say.

tagenesis

2008-06-30T18:25:00.002+08:00

I've heard that you're going to a Science competition this Saturday. Go win. You don't need any of that luck shit. I know you can do it. Do your best. I'll always be there.

*Beep* The intermission is now over.

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Tagenesis to Bio students. Tagged by HB
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A) People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blog and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.

B) Tag 8 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they are tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by. Continue this game by sending it to other people.

1) If your lover betrayed you,what will you reaction be?
-I get to learn something about her

2) If you can have a dream to come true,what will it be?
- Be a better person.

3) Whose butt would you like to kick?
-Someone.

4) What would you do with a billion dollars?
-Invest upon it wisely.

5) What's your ideal girl like?
-Like her

6) Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
-Loving someone

7) How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
-I'll have faith

8) If the person you secretly like is attached, what would you do?
-Try my best. If still doesn't work, respect her wish, she's happy.

9) Is there anything that has made you extremely happy?
-Yes there is

10) If you can die in one way, how will it be?
-In my sleep

11) How do you see yourself in ten years time?
-I'll be here.

12) Who is currently the most important person to you?
-Someone

13) What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
-Two words. 凶手.

14) Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
-Duh, single and rich

15) What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
-Grab my glasses

16) Would you give it all in a relationship?
-Depends

17) If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
-That's not possible

18) If someone asks you who your crush is in a game of truth or dare, would you tell the truth? Why?
Depends on the person who ask and the people who're there

19) The eight people you want to do this quiz?
-PZ
-LiShan
-Goat
-Howard
-Pick your own next four

cold toilet seat

2008-06-26T20:35:00.004+08:00

Deathsponge Notepants

It's hot. Scorching hot. The amount of heat that could produce mirages. Marco squinted onto the track. Eight lanes, 400 metres per round. Two reps from each house was to compete against each other. A grueling three rounds and 200 metres to run. It was no easy feat.

"Damn, I'm lucky this event isn't on the main day." Marco turned to the seats. Only about a quarter of it were filled. Marco then glanced towards his opponents. Two from the Crimson house, Leon and David, Turquoise house; Principe and George; Azure house; Alex and Marcus. A friendly punch landed on Marco's shoulder. "Hahah, nothing to be worried about. We have me, remember?" Antonio grinned.

Marco said nothing and started stretching his limbs. Shit, I don't think I'm gonna win with this lot, I'd say. He bent down and started tying his shoelaces. He felt a drop of sweat running down his face and drip onto the burning track. "Get ready, 1400m event runners!" A fat teacher hollered. Our brave gladiators take their places.

"Ready, get set...GO!!!" Shapes and colours flash before Marco's eyes. Geh don't think about them, I'd say. Step, step. Inhale, exhale. It was going as planned, till halfway thru the second round. His vision was getting hazy, his breathing; laboured. Ah damn, just a little more, I'd say...

After what seemed like an eternity of running, Marco finally caught a glimpse of the finish line. Willing his quadriceps, he sprinted the last 100 metres. "Marco, seventh place." A voice boomed. Gahh, fail, I'd say.

His legs gave way, and he sat on the hot, frying track. "I really do need a cold toilet seat now, I'd say." Marco looked at Anthony, whom he deduced as the winner, from his laughing. Marco struggled and stood up. "Cold toilet seat..."

Deathsponge Notepants Part 2

the gopher

2008-06-21T18:57:00.004+08:00

*Turns to TV* *Picks up remote and presses Play*
*Opening song*

"So i heard you run pretty fast." Anthony said. "You bet he does! He doesn't look much, but he plays badminton and tennis quite well!" replied Lawrence before Marco had even lifted his head from his famous sleeping pose. More like INfamous, amirite?

"What're you asking this for?" Marco rubbed his right eye, his left eye half-closed. "It's the sports day next week. One of our runners injured his ankle." "Dargh shit... so I'm to be his substitute, right?" "Duh." Anthony lifted an eyebrow. Anthony was the captain of the Sunrise house. His lean muscles show his athletic identity.

"This event's lost if you want ME to participate." said Marco. "Doesn't matter, we can cover your loss with other events." laughed Anthony. "You've got a deal then." Marco shrugged. The Sunrise house triumphs over the other three houses,the Crimson house, the Azure house, and the Turquoise house, almost every year.

Marco eyed the list of other participants of the event. Hmm... I dunno... Maybe I could get something, I'd say. Gotta increase the time of my training now... How troublesome...

Suddenly, the image of her congratulating him, smiling, entered Marco's head. His eyes widened. A corner of his mouth turned upwards. The bell subsequently rang, and Marco quickly packed his things. " Why the rush?" Marco turned around. Tiffany smiled. "No... it's nothing. I've got some business to attend to." said Marco. He slung his bag around his shoulder. "Well, see you tomorrow..." "Okay." Marco pushed the door open. "Hey! Crimson house is gonna win this year!" said Tiffany playfully, with a smile. " I don't think so, not in my event." Marco grinned. "Bye."

Facing the tennis courts, Marco bent down to tie the 5kg weights on each of his ankles. He wrapped another two them around his wrists after that. Okay... 500 rounds for today, I'd say. Marco braced himself, and started running.

*Ending song*

chronologically challenged

2008-06-19T17:07:00.002+08:00

*Pauses TV and turns to face tag*

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Five wishes given to you , what would them be :
- Study harder
- SPM full A1
- Mun Hong's laptop
- her happiness
- you can use my space for your wish, i don't have many ````````````````````````````````````````
Who tagged you : Fucking old man
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Her/His five characteristics :
- Taller than i
- Smart
- Reliable
- Loyal
- Judo

1) Any unforgettable thing she/he did ?
- Too many?

2) What if she/he's your lover ? (don't answer this if you're a boy)
- I'd say = =

3) What if she/he's your enemy ?
- I'd get ippon seoi everyday

4) If she's/he's your enemy , why would you hate her/him ?
- His english

5) What would you want her/him to do ?
- Think real and wake up

6) Her/his impression to you ：
- Kuma

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1) Everyone around you described you as :
- For ppl to judge
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-

2) Which sort-of characteristics you hate ?
- I'm no one to judge
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-
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- examples :

3) Which sort-of characteristic you wannabe ?
- Gino

4) Shout out for the one who cares and you cared for :
- Glad you're happy

Tag 8 persons :
-PZ
- Li Shan
- Bah you do it if you want
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The puppeteer

2008-06-16T23:23:00.003+08:00

*Opening song*
甜甜的

"Yeah, that's the combo you use for a Lord Knight," commented Lawrence. "Too slow. The SinCross would've killed you before you're even near." retorted Marco. His eyes flashed. "It would be another story though, if you and I became a combo... We'd be invincible..."

Lawrence was Marco's best friend. First mate. Comrade-in-arms. Half-brother. He was a little taller than Marco, bulkier, a little plump, and looked a little worse compared to your average guy. Still, he was clever, reliable and strong.

The bell rang. "Great... just in time for class. We'd get screwed by the old woman if we're late." snorted Marco. The two entered the class to find it three-quarter full. Marco and Lawrence returned to their seats, after having a not-so-satisfying at the school's shitty canteen.

Marco glanced backwards. Tiffany was tapping a pen on her desk, staring straight forward, seemingly deep in thought. Franky, the fatass who sits beside her, was busy talking to Dennis, who sits to the left of Franky.

The door blasted open at that moment, silencing the class. Everyone fears Miss Goldenweek, the old woman who taught them History. "It's alright, everyone. Miss Goldenweek is absent for today, and I'll be replacing her." said Mr. Moth, a History teacher from another class. "You can do your own work, so long as you're not too noisy."

Everyone heaved a sigh of relief, and continued with their activities. Some were playing PSPs, some were chattering away, some were doing schoolwork, and others were snoring away. Marco sighed, and started to shut his eyes. Suddenly, a hand tapped his arm. He shot up and immediately saw that Tiffany was looking at him.

He flushed. "What're you doing?" "Let's chat... I'm bored..." Tiffany smiled. "I've known you since last year, the second year of junior high. Yet I don't remember ever properly speaking to you before..." That's because I never started speaking to you before, thought Marco. "Yeah, I guess so. I'm the wallflower type... So I don't really speak to people much." said Marco. "Hahahahaha... you seem the type who studies really hard." laughed Tiffany. "No way! I don't really... I do it when exams are around the corner..." "Yeah, I'm like that too! It's really boring if I do it every day."

They talked for the two whole lessons... An hour and forty minutes of utter happiness, that made Marco smile. "Hey, the next teacher's gonna enter soon..." said Marco. "Yeah... hang on." Tiffany took hold of Marco's wrist and used a marker pen to draw a toadstool behind his hand, and colored it in with highlighters.

"Heeheehee... I wanna see this tomorrow still there. Promise?" Marco stared at the toadstool for a moment. "Yeah... you'll definitely be seeing it tomorrow. Promise" Marco smiled.

*Ending song*
阳光宅男

The appearance of the genius

2008-06-15T00:21:00.004+08:00

*Opening song*
甜甜的

"Tiff!" "Steve!" Marco cringed. He felt like he was sitting in an electric chair every time they did that. Still, he feigned sleep.

JIANG JIANG JIANG ~ Select character P1: Steve !!

Steve. From the first class. Smart academically and street wise. Excels athletically. A popular person. Responsible. Understanding. 8/10 in appearance.

DANG DANG DANG ~ Select character P2: Marco !!

Marco. Second class. Not so smart academically. Knocks into trees when he walks. Average athletically. A wallflower. Slack-off. Insensitive. Statues go blind and plants wilt when he passes by.

"Ahhahh... I've stayed too long. See you after school!" "Okay..." Steve visits Marco's class every recess and lunch break. Every time Steve visits, Marco feigns sleep. Still his ears were wide open and alert, causing pain.

He'd have to keep a calm face if he were to be awake. Pretending to be asleep was way easier than doing that.

From the moment Marco was born, he never put in 100% effort in anything he did. Till now. He did everything within his reach to help Tiffany, in hopes of getting her attention and maybe, just maybe even capturing her heart. It's the first time he had a DREAM.

Pulling the strings, from behind the stage, deep in the shadows, the geek continues to assist the princess, even if she doesn't realize it... "Guh... keep it down... I'm trying to get some sleep..." Marco mumbled. "Hmph! Are you a vampire? Sleeping so early in the day!" Tiffany scowled.

I think I'm gonna faint... She looks stunning even she's mad. God damn. Marco quickly put his head in between his folded arms and made it to look as if he was going to resume sleeping. In truth, he did it to hide his beetroot-red face...

*Ending song*
阳光宅男

A prologue of a story.

2008-06-12T18:00:00.007+08:00

*Opening song*

我輕輕的嚐一口　妳說的愛我　

還在回味妳給過的溫柔

我輕輕的嚐一口　這香濃的誘惑　

我喜歡的樣子妳都有

妳愛過頭竟然答應我

要給我蜂蜜口味的生活

加一顆奶球我攪拌害羞　

將甜度調高後再牽手

妳的愛太多想隨身帶走

想妳的時候就吃上一口

我溫熱著被呵護的感受

卻又擔心降溫了要求

我嚐著妳話裡面的奶油溜啊溜

聽過的每句話都很可口呦啊呦

那些多餘的畫面全被跳過　妳的眼中只有我

Blasting music sounded in his ears. Meaningful lyrics. Nice tune. A song as nice as any other... But close to meaningless to him...

'Marco,' A sweet voice called from behind. Marco turned his head around so sharply his neck emitted a loud CRICK. Suddenly the meaning of the song that flooded his ears became clear...

Taking the earphones out from his ears, 'What?' he asked her. The honey-sweet-looking girl that sits behind Marco raised her eyebrows a little.' Just wanted to ask you about homework...' 'I wasn't listening to the lesson. Sorry.'

The girl turned to ask someone else. 'Sorry...' Marco whispered softly to himself. Although she had a boyfriend, he couldn't help but slowly, bit by bit, fall in love with her. Her smile. Her attitude. Her personality. Her voice. Her smell. Her appearance. Her intellect.

She wasn't especially beautiful, but somehow her looks, her smile, her everything, was special. Nobody else could replace it. He wasn't interested in her at the dawn of the year. But it was an undeniable attraction. Marco doubted the feeling strongly at first. She has a boyfriend. What right have I to interfere? She probably doesn't even have me in her line of sight.

But these thoughts disappeared gradually as he realized that he really loved her. Not just shallow puppy love, but deep, heart-seizing love. He just wanted to see her smile, see her laugh, see her happy. A warm feeling unlike any other envelopes Marco in her presence. He actually felt true happiness. Spending a mere five minutes with her is able to make him crack a genuine smile. Getting him smile is harder than skating with rollerblades with no wheels. It's a common knowledge among his acquaintances.

As the song ended, another song interrupted Marco's line of thoughts. 'Heh, what a befitting song for a wallflower like me...'

*Ending song*

钥匙挂腰带皮夹插后面口袋

黑框的眼镜有几千度来海边穿西装裤

他不在乎我却想哭　

有点无助他的样子像刚出土的文物

他烤肉竟然会自带水壶

写信时用浆糊

走起路一不注意就撞树

我不想输　就算辛苦

我也要等我也不能让你再走寻常路

# 我决定插手你的人生

当你的时尚顾问　别说你不能

让我们乘着阳光

海上冲浪　吸引她目光

不要怕露出胸膛

流一点汗　你成了型男

让我们乘着阳光

看着远方　别当路人甲

让美女缺氧

靠在你肩膀

我微笑在你旁边撑伞#

喔对了对女生用心疼

约会要等　讲笑话不能闷

别太冷　像我一样就刚好

对爱的人　接吻要深

拥抱要真　

来电显示给个甜蜜的昵称

穿着要个性　

这只是刚刚入门

接下来你还要会弹琴会写歌会双截棍

头脑清楚　不能迷糊　

我要将你彻底改造基因重组大变身

Repeat #

2008-06-11T00:23:00.001+08:00

I'm sorry

2008-06-10T09:07:00.000+08:00

I'm sorry

2008-06-09T11:13:00.000+08:00

I'm sorry

2008-06-08T00:20:00.000+08:00

My right hand is never going to touch another bowling ball.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Back from the dead?

2008-05-31T00:29:00.002+08:00

After a long break I'm finally back. First thing I saw was the full cbox. O.o didn't know there were still visitors. Thank y'all who still pays a visit to this graveyard.

For my return post, ONE FUCKING HUNDRED QUESTIONS answered. Tag by PZ.

001. What’s the connection between you & the last person that called you?:
My mom?

002. Do you ever turn your cell phone off?:
I don't mean to but it auto offs =/

003. What happened at 10.00am today?:
Sleeping

004. When did you last cry?:
Mind your own fucking business >.>

005. What is your favorite thing to eat with peanut butter?:
Bread? What else is there?

006. What do you want in your life right now?:
someone.

007. Do you carry an umbrella when it rains, or just put up your hood?:
I have natural hair on my head to protect me from rain

008. What’s your favorite thing to have on your bed?:
My pillow and blanket

009. What bottom are you wearing now?:
black

010. Whats the nicest text in your inbox say?:
Lol... u rly help me find arh? ^^" pai seh pai seh... mafan u la...

011. Do you tend to make a relationships complicated?:
No?

012. Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?:
No!

013. What was the last movie you caught?:
? err I forget? It's been so long.

014. What are you proud of?:
I have nothing to be proud of.

015. What does the oldest text message in your inbox say?:
Oh no wonder XD ask bm teacher la! by pz

016. What was the last song you sang out loud?:
I'm An Asshole by Dennis Leary

017. Do you have any nicknames? What are they?:
Fucking dreads, fucking moron, fucking eyebrows, Kid, Quickdraw, AirTreck

018. What does your last received text message say? Who was it from?:
Again, mind your own fucking business

019. What time did you go to bed last night?:
2am +

020. Are you currently happy?:
No thank you

021. Who gives you best advice?:
PZ

022. Do you eat whipped cream straight from the can?:
Whipped cream come in cans?

023. Who did you talk on phone last night?:
Nobody

024. Is anything bugging you right now?:
Yes thank you very much

025. What/Who was the last thing/person to make you laugh?:
Shang Ging?

026. Do you wear toe socks?:
WTF are toe socks I only have normal socks

027. Who was the last person you missed a call from?:
My brother

028. Have you ever had your heartbroken?:
Three guesses

029. What annoys you most in a person?:
Nobody can annoy me much

030. Do you have a crush on anyone?:
Three guesses

031. Have you ever done cocaine?:
Three guesses

032. What is the colour of your room?:
White

033. Would you kill someone you hate for a billion dollar?:
Abo?

034. Do you believed in the saying “talk in cheap”?:
Depends on what you say

035. Who was the last person to lay in your bed?:
My brother ftw

036. Who was the last person to hug you?:
Three guesses

037. Did anyone see the last person you kissed?:
Mind your own fucking business

038. Do you have a life?:
Is there a shop to buy a life?

039. Have you ever think someone died, when they really didn’t?:
Does Hitler count?

040. What is the reason behind your profile song?:
What's that >.>

041. Who was the last person you saw in your dream?:
I don't dream

042. Last time you smiled?:
Never. Thank you very much.

043. Have you changed this year?:
Yes

044. What are you listening to right now?:
The droning of the eight cooling fans in my CPU

045. Are you talking to someone when you doing this?:
Fucking old man

046. Do you walk with your eyes open or closed?:
Either way works

047. Is there a quote you live by?:
Offense wins games but defense wins championships

048. Do you want someone you can’t have?:
Three guesses

049. Have you ever played an instrument?:
Yes

050. What was the worst idea you’ve had in a week?:
Reviving me blog?

051. What were you doing last night at 11.00pm?:
Playing badminton. No, really.

052. Are you happy with your love life right now?:
I have a love life?

053. What song describe your love life?:
情非得以

054. Does the person know that you like him/her?:
yes?

055. Who always make you laughs?:
Shang Ging

056. Do you speak other language other than English?:
Duh

057. Are you blond?:
I'm black ftw

058. What your middle name?:
Chia?

059. What are you doing tomorrow?:
Do I have to list them here >.>

060. What do you think you are like?:
A human? Homo sapiens?

061. Who will you choose to die with?:
Nobody

062.Where have you been today?:
Pandan Indah?

063. What game do you play often?:
Tekken 5 Dark Ressurection ftw

064. Who are you missing right now?:
Mind your own fucking business

065. If you’ve to choose between friend & love, who will you choose?:
Neither

066. What are you doing right now?:
Doing this fucking hundred questions

067. Which primary school are you from?:
SG

068. Name 3 colours that you like:
Azure, white and uhhhh black?

069. What emotion you like to show?:
I don't

070. What is life to you?:
I don't know = = I'm no philosopher

071. If you have something troubling you, what will you do?:
Lie in a box six feet deep

072. Who did you last chat in msn today?:
Fucking old man

073. Who do you admire the most?:
What am I supposed to put here? Stephen Hawking? Hitler?

074. Which month are you born in?:
December. Fuck.

075. How are you feeling right now?:
Cold.

076. What is the time now?:
Look at your watch or nearest clock

077. Where are you now?:
Three guesses.

078. What colour did you use to dye hair?:
Black was dyed into my chromosomes.

079. Why are you doing this test?:
To revive my long dead blog

080. What do you do when you’re moody?
* Ding * This is the 12th floor of BAM Villa.

081. At which age you wish to get marry?:
Whenever

082. Who is more important to you? Boyfriend or friends?:
Boyfriends ftw. * thumbs up *

083. Do you think you have enough confident?:
I dunno?

084. Who is the person you trust the most?:
Nobody? I don't even trust myself.

085. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after a rain?:
Probability less than 1

086. If you can have a dream come true, what would it be?:
Wrong question to ask, old chap.

087. What is your goal for this year?:
Strike two!

088. Do you believe in eternity love?:
Strike three! YOOOOUR OUT

089. What feeling do you love most?:
I don't feel, son.

090. Do you really think its Global Warming now?
Here's what you do. www.yahoo.com

091. What feeling you hate the most?:
And again, I don't 'feel'.

092. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?:
No. Unfortunately, no.

093. Do you believe in God?:
Sometimes I wonder

094. Who cares for you the most?:
Quote Pz : I wish I know

095. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?:
I dunno? What's for dinner tomorrow?

096.What’ll you bring when you fight?
What else? A shotgun of course.

097. What have you regretted doing in your whole life?:
Many have I

098. What would you feel that no one no longer cares for you?:
Join the club, mate

099. What if your stead two-timed you?:
I wouldn't know, would I now?

100. What do you want now?:
Go and run 100 fucking rounds around your block, old friend.

I don't know if anyone visits my blog nowadays. Well in case anyone does, I tags HB, the Ham Sap Unit blog, and whoever else who's free and stupid enough to do these fucking 100 questions.

Tag2

2008-03-28T22:24:00.005+08:00

Tagged by both PZ and HB. I'll answer both at once since they're almost the same.

1) What is your dream when you were in your childhood?

I wanted to fly. Really.

2) Rainy days or sunny days? Why?

Depends on my mood.

3) Which do you like the most? Black or White?

I like both equally.

4) Who would you like to marry?

Li Wei?

5) Where is the place you like to go the most? Why?

School, for 20 minutes of smile.

6) Who are you most afraid of losing?

Li Wei.

7) When you encounter a sad moment, what would you do?

Self-play Go.

What is Go?

8) What is the thing you can never get tired of?

Her by my side

9) If meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
Or just keep the secret in your heart, observing by yourself?

Been there done both

10) Have you ever been cheated of or cheated someone's love?

Never

11) Which preferably? Text or Instant messaging?

I prefer face-to-face talks.

12) If you could choose to be a celebrity or model, which and why?

Jay Chou, since she likes Jay Chou.

13) What is your ambition?

None, currently. We'll see after I get my SPM results.

14) Would you rather be someone else at this moment?

This question is REALLY hard to answer, y'know?

15) If you could have 1 dream come true, what would it be?

SPM straight A1 so that I can focus on other matters.

16) What will you do if the world ends tomorrow?

Go to her house and ask her out on a date.

17) Who's your favourite cartoon character?

Timmy Turner from the FairlyOddParents minus his sohainess.

18) What do you think is most important in your life?

Time. No doubts.

19) What do you need now?

Her by my side

20) Solve these

Tsumego 1

Tsumego 2

If you can... inform me please. Yes, I have solved them. Can you?

Question from PZ and HB's tag

If you could choose something to carry along with you to your afterlife, what would it be?

A photo of her

I tag:

1. Li Shan
2. HB [just number 20 will do]
3. Howard
4. Goat
5. Sho
6. Yvonne
7. Whoever else who feels like doing number 20

Old

2008-03-28T21:36:00.002+08:00

Hmm... This video's really old. About one year+ since Sekaii helped me to load it up to Youtube. Arguably one of my best creations.

The similarity of this video with my situation is shocking.

tag.

2008-03-20T22:13:00.010+08:00

A tag from PZ i have got. Name ten things I like from the letter 'L'.

1. Li Wei
Hmm do I need say anything more? Maybe 'like' isn't the right word... Sounds too mild.

Yeah, it's too mild.

2. Lind

He's the third man, of Agito/Akito/Lind's body. Also the first identity of the body and the strongest[currently] of the three. For moar info check here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akito_Wanijima#Lind_Wanijima

3. Lunar Cycle, The
I prefer the Moon to the Sun.

4. Logy, Bio
I like Biology. Somehow more than the other subjects. Don't get me wrong. I don't really like the school teacher.

5. Lymphocytes
Produced by the Lymph Nodes in your body, they are here to protect you from antigens [viruses, bacteria, etc].

They screw your germs!

6. Leonhart, Squall
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squall_Leonhart

7. Li Wei

8. Li Wei

9. Li Wei

10. Li Wei
You may consider this as not creative but WHAT CAN YOU DO?

* sob * The angel in green * sob *

Another political song. Also voted as BEST POLLING VIDEO 2008

rasuah sayang

2008-03-17T19:06:00.001+08:00

Old cantonese version of Rasuah Sayang

New and improved Rasuah Sayang!

Need I say more? Watch em!

an eyewash for men

2008-03-14T11:31:00.002+08:00

Read it, nuff said.

Go for the advice, men, go for it!

Undi 08

2008-03-11T09:18:00.003+08:00

Click on the pics to enlarge. What some of the MPs said were really funny.

I'm sure everyone knows that last Saturday was Voting Day.

I'm not so sure that everyone's got the results though.

So... visit this

to get the accurate results for Undi 08.

I know though that Penang, Perak, Selangor, KL, Kelantan and Terengganu are under the Opposition Parties in majority.

From malaysiakini.com,

Pak Lah: We've learned our lesson

Barisan Nasional recognises that there are lessons to be learned from its dismal performance in last Saturday’s general election and this will be reflected in government’s future policies, said Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

“We must learn from this. I have always believed there are lessons to learn. Even in the worst of tragedies, there are lessons to be learned.

“I’m not a stubborn person who will not learn from lessons in life, even when these are associated with my career and my work,” he told a press conference after back-to-back Umno supreme council and BN supreme council meetings today.

“We are all collectively responsible for all that we have been doing because the government has been making decisions on the basis of consensus,” he added, apparently in response to calls for him to personally take responsibility for the ruling coalition’s disastrous performance.

In Saturday’s election, BN won only 140 of the 222 parliamentary seats. The opposition, led by PKR, won the remaining 82 with the Anwar Ibrahim-led party taking 31, DAP 28 and PAS 23.

The BN coalition’s vote share in Peninsular Malaysia also suffered a blow when it won only 48.7 percent of the popular vote. In 2004, BN rode the wave with a 64 percent popular vote nationwide.

And so according to Haow Bin, get more food supplies in case a war ensues. Paranoid in the making, I say.

Note >>

2008-03-09T18:38:00.007+08:00

Hi! It's Hirako here, and I has successfully infiltrated Switch's blog /gg

Now if you want your website back, I have 4 demands of epic proportions

1) A supply of tuna for a year
2) Full sponsorship for the trip to Japan at July
3) A sudden increase in reader visits to dontforgetdreams.blogspot.com
4) Catfood

If my demands are not met in 24 48 hours, I shall unleash havoc upon this puny excuse for an existence of a blog. Namely I shall divulge the acc and passwords of this amazingly unusual blog too all available fans and viewers.

P.S. since Switch has gone off to Kuala Kangsar to play basketball for the Polis Diraja Team, so i'm giving him an extra 24 hours instead of the traditional 24 hours ransom rule.

So here ye and hail my demands!

P.P.S. you're free to delete this post once you're back heh
/Hirako

Guess who's back. And guess who's dead? It's up to your imagination, dear readers.

by the one and only
Switch.

Special Episode!! The Surprise at the Airport! Ham Sap Unit cries!!

2008-03-06T19:25:00.006+08:00

By the special challenge from Chun Chun, I will now post up these pictures.

NOTE: THESE PICTURES HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SPECIAL EPISODE. SCROLL DOWN FOR THE DRAMA

I arrived at the KLIA airport at 6.30 pm. Looks like I was early. But I was wrong when I spotted the few members of the Ham Sap Unit namely Chun Tean, Sonia, Yip Siong and Jowena.

Hui Jian and Edo were late. Fortunately, they arrived about 10 minutes before the Japs did. And then... we spotted our targets.

The prey are just in front us. With silent footsteps, we approached them and

suddenly one of the prey saw us.

Gave that HAM SAP UNIT cardboard to Shunsuke [General]

Notice me trying to quiet down the excited Jowena

The [available] members of Ham Sap Unit taking group pic

Haow Bin's foster Yuki x Me

Sonia trying to contact Haow Bin since he didn't come. Failed.

Wuoh Edo damn steam

I'll really treasure this picture since it's the only one of me and girls

I must admit I felt evil back there

Family portrait

At first there wasn't even half of the number of people in this picture

Ham Sap General doing what he does best

I would love to direct your attention to the couple on the right. ALso note the disgusted faces of onlookers.

Is he trying to influence my bro to join @@

HAM SAP HAM SAP HAM SAP

The guy there in the suit was saying NO MORE TIME NO MORE HAM SAP

It's really here...

It was really awkward when we had nothing to say

Clapping to Chun Chun's heroic deed

Click this picture to enlarge and see Chun Chun's red eyes from crying

Edo still trying to chat up the girls

At the gate where they had to get in with their passports, everyone promised not to cry.

Yet tears flowed

Not one of them are listening to the briefing

This row of monkeys were desperately punding the glass for the Japs attention

I wish I wrote on the glass

After that, they were gone... Not without leaving a few liters of tears. Not like we didn't have a bucket ready.

The days 22 March 2008 to 25 February 2008 will never be forgotten, by the Ham Sap Group, and non members.

The series have ended. If you have any questions or requests, kindly spam in the cbox over there.

Episode 4: Is This Goodbye? The Final Day for the Hamsap Unit!!

2008-03-03T17:16:00.012+08:00

AUTHOR'S NOTE: My post about the teachers coming to Edo's house has lost to Haow Bin. Although that's the case, I shall work harder to ensure my victory for the next two posts. Thank you, readers, for reading this far.

Sunday morning. Ahh... the fresh air... the birds outside my house symphonies... and wtf my dog's sleeping on my foster's feet.

We took Yuya to a Dim Sum restaurant near Taman Midah. It's called Tong Ging Dim Sum.

I look good

I look really good

I really, really look good. Note my mom obeying every whim of Yuya.

PS: If you can guess who's sitting behind me, you WIN. [Hint: Edward should immediately recognize the person]

Since the Palace in on the way to Tin Hau Gong Temple, we made a pit stop.

Nothing unusual here... except that Haow Bin has one similar to Yuya's shirt.

I would never have guessed that he was scared of horses.

Tin Hau Gong in all its glory and gayness

I really didn't expect this amount of people there

I somehow like this pic a lot

Whoa I can feeel the aura of godliness @@

Instructions to feel gay aura:
1. Stand near the person in white shirt
2. ???
3. Profit

After paying our respects at the Temple, we surprised Yuya by bringing him to Petaling Street. He started taking pictures of the sign PETALING STREET like from 3 km away @@

From here I can hear LENG ZHAI LENG ZHAI MAI HAM DAI [Handsome handsome come buy porn vids]

It's all the usual shopping... the unusual thing is my mom brought him to a bak kua shop

Damn steam after tasting bak kua weh @@

Finally, we took him to a mamak stall near my house.

So excited at the amazing Roti Canai Man.

I was surprised when he could eat more spicy stuff than me @@

It was then the gloomy atmosphere surfaced. We got home and Yuya prepared his bags to go for the farewell party at school.

I didn't know he was performing hmmm

Two apes attempting martial arts

The Malay dance which nobody paid attention to

When the Japs started dancing, everybody stood up. EVERYBODY.

He smiled all through the dance, it's eerie

Whoa Sunday Afternoon Fever baby !

This is what I call DANCING ~

Fan dance at sonic speed

After they announced that Akira Suzue sensei was retiring this year, the said person and Hokuryo HS students went up the stage to sing Malaysia Truly Asia

And a hell lot of people stormed up the stage.

Spot me and win some O² !

Meeting between General and Lieutenant General of Ham Sap Unit

Received honorary Naruko [the two wooden things in my hands] from the General

Enlarge the photo above to see Chihiro crying T_T

Lieutenant General, Major General and Brigadier having an emergency meeting

I'd say the General looks cute here in between the KLCC

HAM SAP UNIT!! FIIIIIIIGHT!!

Chun Tean doing some last minute flirting

Thirty official Ham Sap Unit members and two intruders.
Note that the Marshal is squashed down there

We can never change Edo's ham sap ways

The left person is suffering from a bad case of bad hair day

* God save the Queen *

This is really not fit for human eyes.

Time to let go, Chun Tean.

And thus, the Takuya FC was born

Where'd I Go ~ I miss me so ~

Right before boarding teh bus

The series has now ended. Thank you readers for being so patient. But if you, dear readers, would be so kind as to wait for another day, the Special Episode: "Surprise at the Airport!! Ham Sap Unit cries!!" would be posted. Thank you again.

Episode 3: Judgement Day! Fish Eat Feet as Punishment!

2008-03-01T20:05:00.012+08:00

I woke up at about 8 am to find myself sleeping on a hard wooden bench. Comfy.

The first thing I saw was Yukiko... a perfect morning achieved.

Stiff like mad

He'd fit nicely in a coffin with his sleeping style

Shunya sleeping face down

How normal can it get?

Takuya

Yukiko chaaaaaaan *faints*

Chihiro chaaaaaaaan *nosebleeds*

Now THIS is cool.

Redefined meaning of 'intimate'

Sonia on a sofa in Edo's living room

If he can sleep like this, there's no wonder he sleeps at school

Foster Jap and Foster Malaysian.

I can't identify who these two are.

I feel the need to use the English proverb 'sleeping like a log' here.

When this photo was taken the sound 'suck suck suck' was heard.

Sitting Buddha style

Uorgh sexy sial

Takde komen apa-apa

Nanoha wriggled in her nice blanket

Jowena went to her ear and YEEEEEE JEAAAAAAAAAN after taking this picture

A few teachers came for a home visit at about 11 am, namely Ms Mahani, Ms Mano, an old male Jap teacher whose name eludes me, Kakoi Sensei, and a Jap female teacher.

w00t nice and fresh... until the teachers came.

The teacher on the right is 23 years old. Do you think it's true? Of course it is.

Shang Ging said CANTIKNYAAAAA at this point. Directed towards the person second from the left.

GWAAAAAH the beauty

Tsubarashi [Amazing]

After the teachers left, we got ready to set out for Central Market.

Pay attention to the ones on the left

I don't know whether I'm supposed to laugh or cry here.

* cries *

* eyes bleed *

Edo's driver and Chun Tean's parents came and fetched us. A ROUND OF APPLAUSE TO THEM !

HB, Shang Ging and I with our fosters at Old Town restaurant in Central Market

All: CHEEEESE~ Shang Ging: EAAAAT~

After that, we took the Star LRT to Times Square.

How come I'm seldom there in photos =.=

When did the intruder at the bottom right come?

And guess what, they went to Gasoline!!! Right after we ate too T_T

Ham Sap Unit took the largest table available

Whoa many people look emo here

A waitress at Gasoline. Question: Does she wear underwear?

After the meal, Ham Sap Unit broke into two; one half went Sg Wang shopping and the other half, namely our half, went for the fish bar thing at Pavilion.

Captain and Sub Captain of Ham Sap Unit are here

Wow yeng nya

Part one: The good side of Ham Sap Unit

Part two: The dark side of Ham Sap Unit

After that, we trolled Pavilion for a while and parted ways... Met quite a number of acquaintances from SG-HHS though.

My parents were fetching me halfway to a nice Bak Kut Teh restaurant when suddenly my godfather phoned and said his mom died. And so... we brought Yuya to her funeral. Nice opportunity to see Chinese culture, yo!

On to dinner after the funeral.

Guy on the left: kelefeh

Waiting for the delicious tonkatsu [pork] to arrive

And voila! Tsubarashi dinner is in front of our faces

Somehow we had a normal night. Yuya was really the quiet type of person @@ even when I was in Japan he didn't talk much.

Well, tomorrow is the release of the fourth episode: "Is This Goodbye? Final Day for the Ham Sap Unit!!". Please stay tuned, dear readers. I hope you enjoyed the previous episodes.

Episode Two: The Last Supper (without Jesus)

2008-02-29T17:47:00.005+08:00

The feast at Edward's house

Manhandling chicken wings

The gobbler. [Click pic to enlarge]

Haow Bin equipped with weapons; two BBQ forks

Working at the grill : Alvin and I

This was the spark that would grow into the present Hamsap Unit. Yip Siong and Sonia teaching Shunsuke and the japs HAM SAP

Lengluis by teh BBQ. Epic win.

Lengluis NOT by the BBQ. + 9843257 combo points *faints*

Hanabi right after dinner. Is this exciting or what? By the way we get the children's set of fireworks which consists of little Pop Pops, little sparkers, and a mini firework shooter thing.

Around this time, Yip Siong, Yee Jean, Pui Shing and Hui Sin put up a show for Sonia's surprise birthday party and to divert her attention from the two 1.5 kg cakes from SECRET RECIPE which Haow Bin so generously sponsored. Each cake costs about what, RM 80? Now, this is LOVE.

So, Yip Siong was supposed to have offended Pui Shing in some way and Yee Jean and Hui Sin was supposed to shout at him. Pui Shing should then throw a small amount of water from a conveniently placed nearby cup at Yip Siong's face.

Instead, she threw a FULL CUP of water at him. This seriously adds to the realism of the drama. Sonia got so worried that she didn't see me and Hui Jian bringing two large cakes right in front of her.

And so the normal singing and candle blowing process ensued. Mei Ni went ahead to give her present and made Sonia promise to use it right there and then.

Guess what was the present? It probably is the first thing that will come to your mind.

Mmm a nice pink pair of panties from Isetan. Good quality ones at that.

VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED : MANY THINGS HAVE BEEN HARMED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THE SET OF PICTURE AND VIDEO BELOW, PREDOMINANTLY MY EYES.

The horror show is just starting

Says it all, really.

Everyone sitting in Edo's living room

Takuya vs Mei Ni : Mei Ni 2, Takuya 90884

Nostalgia, damnit !

The Guitar Hero

I don't know what caption to put; it just fits here.

w00t family photo

Japs ONLY

Equation: Man in red + leng luis = Hornee

Chilling and taking pictures by Edo's pool

All this just for a nice camera angle. Salutes !

Somehow Jowena fell into the pool. I think everybody clapped to that.

From left to right: Takuya, Chun Tean [Chun Chun] and Chihiro

Yuki and Shunya

Brokeback Mountain 2: The Malaysian and the Jap.

Nothing much occurred in the night except that the Japs saw much of our interesting and amazing Malaysian culture such as singing songs well into the night and gambling.

Stay tuned for the Final Episode: "The Final Day and The Surprise At KLIA!!". Hope you all enjoyed this.

Episode I: Their arrival.

2008-02-28T22:51:00.002+08:00

As you probably know, the Japanese students from Hokuryo High School came here for the Student Exchange Program 2008.

The four days when they were here was my most memorable four days.

And I meant that. Hard.

Look at the clear difference in the amount of hair between the two principals.

Is it just me or does she look like Mun Hong?

Uh the normal procedures of speeches, songs and presentations occurred.

The clear difference in height between Kakoi sensei and Mr Khaw

Unlike Malaysians, Japanese LINE UP for food.

Shunsuke looked decent before the establishment of the Hamsap Unit

+ 93034857 man points

Yuya and us in front of our house

It's obvious what this is, right?

Everyone outside KLCC elevator to 44th level bridge

Shunsuke showing his kao lui charismatic aura

Us atop the bridge. Only 15 minutes alloted time

From left to right : Nanoha, Yuki, Yuya, ?, ?, Shunsuke, Ed, Sonia

We left KLCC at about 8 pm for Edward's house by Putra and Star LRT.

Dear readers, look out from episode two, with more excitement !

Two Days to Fun

2008-02-20T16:48:00.005+08:00

Faggotry has been committed today.

Shang Ging was sleeping so I decided to...

Yes to FAIL

Ever innovative, that Haow Bin.

Einstein and his creation

Here's to you, HB.

Most Memorable Valentine's

2008-02-14T18:03:00.006+08:00

Posted this late since I had to go to Thailand to pray on Thursday.

But I saved this post halfway so it's still dated on the 14th.

Didn't take any pictures before break since hands trembling like mad.

Finally gave the three roses to her at break time. She looked stunned.

Believe it or not these were chock full of roses in the morning

Yip Siong and Edward. MY EEEYEEEES

Yip Siong and Ms Catherine : MY EEEEYEEES

Seems like all the girls get roses

Yau's bag ftw?

In the end, although I didn't win, I didn't lose either.

Going to work harder ~

Extreme late posts

2008-02-13T19:20:00.016+08:00

I went back to Bukit Mertajam, Penang to celebrate Chinese New Year. The internet is pretty much down there so I can't update >=(

Cousin Kah Joo playing FIFA 08 on his laptop

It's like this those 6 days. Just playing off line games. Epic win.

Luckily I brought my external hard disk back and we have an assortment of games from GTA San Andreas to Resident Evil 4.

Kah Joo pwnzing villagers in Resident Evil 4

Cousin sister Wen Lee found an even better way to spend her time.

SELF SCRABBLE.

Yes folks, self Scrabble. That's the cream of the cake.

Kungfu Dunk angpau from aunt ftw

The last day of our stay, Saturday, we went for a sort-of party at a relatives house.

Lion dance, true blue kampung style.

It's sleeping ftw

Hard to find skies like this in KL.

People rushing for food

Returned to KL 2 hours after the dinner, just in time for the last day of holiday, Sunday.

On Sunday, I went to Mr Lee my tuition Add Math teacher's house.

Rich ftw

Started playing black jack and ended doing this all afternoon.

Cards ftw

Epic win

Holy shit !

Mr Lee playing ftw

Ten ringgit per round!

At last I lost about 50 bucks... which is better than Daniel who lost over 100 bucks.

MORAL OF THE STORY: DON'T DO THIS AT HOME, KIDS. DO IT SOMEONE ELSE'S HOUSE INSTEAD.

I AM STUDYING.

2008-02-05T10:02:00.000+08:00

I found this in someone's blog and put it here for the lulz.

I'm studying. Seriously.

Part 1: On the outside
Name: Lim Chia Hoong
Date of Birth: 30 Dec 91
Current Status: Fail
Eye Colour: Black
Hair Colour: Black
Righty or Lefty: Ambidextrous
Zodiac Sign: Capricorn

Part 2: On the Inside
Your Heritage: Chinese
Your Fear: SPM
Your Weakness: Lazy

Part 3: Yesterday, Today & Tomorrow
Your thoughts first waking up: Ah?
Your bedtime: Anytime
Your most missed memory: In Japan

Part 4: Your Pick
Pepsi or Coke: Neither
McD's or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Neither
Adidas or Nike: Neither
Lipton Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Neither
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee

Part 5: Do You . . .
Smoke: No[t yet]
Curse: Yes
Drink: Yes

Part 6: In the Past Month
Drank alcohol: Yes >.>
To the mall: Yes
Been on stage: No
Eaten sushi: I'll never eat sushi in Malaysia other than a few selected places
Dyed your hair: Never

Part 7: Have You Ever?
Played a stripping game: No[t yet]
Changed who you were to fit in: No

Part 8: Age
You're hoping to be married: 18 - 2500

Part 9: In A Guy/Girl
Best eye colour: Refer to this
Hair colour: Black
Short or long hair: Anything

Part 10: What Were You Doing?
1 minute ago: None of your business
1 hour ago: Sleeping
1 month ago: =_= Nice question
1 year ago: Ah?

Part 11: Finish The Sentences
I love: [error]
I feel: [error]
I miss: [error]
I need: Brains

Part 12: Tag 5 People
One: HB
Two: PZ
Three: Li Shan
Four: Sho
Five: Hannah?

List out 5 presents you wish for:
a) Straight A SPM
b) Time
c) Cash
d) Luck
e) Evisu ft Puma Black Tattoo Jeans

Repost this in your blog after you read this

Revification

2008-02-04T11:22:00.000+08:00

List out 5 presents you wish for :
1. SPM all A
2. Cash
3. Luck
4. Time
5. Evisu ft Puma Black Tattoo Jeans [RM 500+]

The person who tagged me :
HB

5 impression of him :
1. Smart
2. Vocab = win
3. Looks less than average
4. Has the fetish for word the 'evil'
5. Semi loli

If he/she is your lover, you will..
Wrong question

If he/she would becomes your enemy,what could the reason be?
Could never happen

Pass this quiz to 5 person you wish to know about how they feel about you.
1. Li Shan
2. Kah Joo
3. Li Shan
4. Howard
5. Sho

Hmm yes... I've changed the skin... for the better or worse? Please leave your comments in the cbox. Thank you.

Went to Ed's house for his birthday party. Met Darren, Yee Jean and Sonia coincidentally at Chan Sow Lin LRT Station. HB and his mom fetched us to Ed's house from Sri Petaling LRT Station.

Arrived at Ed's house to witness a scene of evil and faggotry. Chun Tean, Hui Jian, Lilian, Sow Yeng and Lesan were there. Immediately went over to the grill where Hui Jian was cooking and took charge.

Grilled beef and mutton steaks with beer and Lea&Perrin's sauce. Results were excellent, though it'd be better if i had some red wine. Had 2 bottles of beer while eating and cooking.

Nutritious and delicious !

Jun Jin, Alvin, Su Wei, 2 Audreys came while we were eating.

After the BBQ, we watched the 1st half of a movie called The Hills Have Eyes 2. It was uber pwnz and is recommended for children under 3 years old.

Halfway through the movie we celebrated Edward's 17 birthday with the usual songs and cake cutting. When we continued the movie while eating our cake, it is appetizing due to the gore of the movie.

After that we chatted and laughed at the Japanese students' faces and I went home at 12.30 am.

Campaign Fail

2008-02-01T11:56:00.000+08:00

List out 5 presents you wish for :
1. A million US dollars
2. Time
3. Knowledge
4. Not Nicholas
5. Ah?

The person who tagged me :
PZ

5 impression of him :
1. Short
2. Smart
3. Looks okok
4. Refer to number 1
5. Refer to number 4.

If he/she is your lover, you will..
Fail with epic proportions

If he/she would becomes your enemy,what could the reason be?
Stole my candy / McDeluxe

Pass this quiz to 5 person you wish to know about how they feel about you.
1. HB
2. PZ
3. Li Shan
4. Anyone whose blog is still alive
5. Ah?

Recently my campaign for CCA Director resulted in EPIC PHAIL. Oh well, congrats to the new CCA Director 2008, Antonio Han.

My efforts resulted in fail.

Oh well a cat is fine too.

Before I forget, congrats to PZ FTW!

The win goes to the smallest competitor !

Ah Ah

2008-01-25T12:21:00.000+08:00

Ah ah, it's been so long since I've updated.

Apologies, since my modem's busted, and I'm doing this from school >.>.

Days would've been hell, if not for my bro Jowena who borrowed me this drama.

It's Nodame Cantabile ~

Based on the hit comic book by Tomoko Ninomiya, this is a fun-filled quirky romantic story of two very opposite people.

Megumi Noda, or “Nodame” is a piano student at Momogaoka College of Music. An extremely talented pianist who wants to be a kindergarten teacher, she prefers playing by ear rather than reading the music score. She is messy and disorganized, takes baths several days apart and loves to eat, sometimes stealing her friend’s lunchbox when it is filled with delicacies.
Shinichi Chiaki, is Momogaoka’s top student. Born into a musical family, he is talented in piano and violin and has secret ambitions to become a conductor. An arrogant multi-lingual perfectionist who once lived abroad in the music capitals of the world as a young boy, he feels mired in Japan because of a childhood phobia.

They meet by accident. Nodame quickly falls in love, but it takes much longer for Chiaki to even begin to appreciate Nodame’s unusual qualities. Their relationship causes them both to develop and grow. Because of Nodame, Chiaki got the opportunity to lead a student orchestra and begins to have a broader appreciation of people's musical abilities. Because of Chiaki, Nodame faces her fears and enters a piano competition. Opportunities open up as both begin taking risks, stretching themselves far more than they ever thought possible.

It's nice. I give 9/10 for overall.

A must watch ~

Here are screenshots...

What would you do if someone stuck their head in your door like this?

HIIIIEEEEEH!!!!

PLZ VOTE FOR ME

2008-01-11T22:11:00.000+08:00

VOTE FOR CHIA HOONG PLEASE

VOTE AND YOU LIVE. VOTE ME LOL

Although I'm against pro competitors such as Rachel and [maybe] Antonio, I know I don't really stand a chance. Having said that, I will put over 9000% of my energy into this campaign FTW !!

SO PLZ VOTE FOR ME !! TELL YOUR FRIENDS TOO !!
CHIA HOONG FOR CCA DIRECTOR!!

Polis kata JANGAN

2008-01-10T00:55:00.000+08:00

My favorite Prime Minister and his son in law in action

Yesterday was Yee Jean's birthday. All the normal shit, singing the song every lesson, the cake, the flour...

Yes. I DID say FLOUR.

Moar flour, Yee Jean? Yes? An egg on top of it? My pleasure.

School

2008-01-05T17:47:00.000+08:00

Sekolah Sri Garden has officially changed it's name to Sri Garden SDN BHD !!1!11!

Their core values have NOT changed however. Here they are:

1. ~~Educating students~~ Vacuuming cash
2. ~~Getting better results for PMR and SPM~~ Sucking up cash from parents
3. ~~Clean them toilets~~ Stuffing cash up their pants

House is schoked by Sri Garden SDN BHD's faggotry

w00t didn't expect a lot of people to turn up for tuition at Universal ~ I'm never skipping Bio tuition ever ~

House ~~hates~~ loves Biology

Game of the Year 2007

2007-12-31T17:04:00.000+08:00

The average MapleStory basement-dweller

The average Maple fan-forum faggotry

Maple Story

Maple Story is an anime-styled MMORPG published originally by the company Nexon. In SEA, the publishing company is AsiaSoft. Think of a cross between Gaia, Mario, and everything evil ever to be included in teh internets. Being made in Korea, the users are composed of weeaboos, basement-dwellers, pedophiles, and other assortments of fag.

Of course, these are known to be some of the most batshit insane peoples ANYWHAR, and so Nexon makes tons of moneys from it. To download this game is to say goodbye to any hope of ever succeeding at anything you will encounter during your lifetime, and prepare for a long, lonely road of internet porn, fast food, and eventual suicide. Then again, you never had much potential, anyway.

It should be noted that Maple Story is the longest MMORPG in history, since, as a player, you will be distracted by the amazing 2D anime styled art, STRAIT FRUM KOREA KEKEKEKEKEKE ^___________^

Game

Hold a key.
????
You are now a piece of shit.

Srsly, that's what you'll be doing the majority of the time. Being 2D, the only thing you'll ever be able to do is stand next to a hold whatever the fuck key your attack is on, and watch the screen like a fucktard.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MOAR!!1

As you sit on your naked, fat ass, you may encounter a variety of shitheads. There are always at least 100 script kiddies waiting to hax up your map, and all of them will no doubt flame you on how "ur dmg sux", "ur eyes rnt slantd liek mines", etc.

Then there's a whole army of Peruvian retards who will spam the shit out of you, until either you give them "100 sqishy liquidz@@@@@@, or they get V& for smuggling crack via their sister's asshole.

Also, be aware that there are no girls in MapleStory. If someone with a name like "lilaznqtx3" starts asking to be your gf, sign off, close and lock all windows and doors, buy a dog, etc. It's the pedobear, and he's looking for some fresh ass.

DO NOT play this if you happen to be one of the following:

A PETA member. Maple Story requires you to get over your ovaries and fucking kill snails to get money to make a stick to kill more snails.
A God fearing Christian Maple story is constantly filled with weeaboo faggots that mainly worship Naruto, for great faggotry. A majority of these players will be the assassin class, who will always KS you and call you a noob, just for being on their channel while they are grinding to Linkin Park.
People with fucking money. Maple Story noobs have the tendency to falsely report your ass to the game mods because they think you hacked the game just to get blue hair.
Anyone with common sense.
Anyone who has a life.

AsiaSoft Cash

Waste your money here!

AS Cash, or AsiaSoft Cash, is what you get when you spend irl money on a free game. All spoiled, MapleStory-addicted children who are lucky enough to get a hold of their mommy or daddy's credit cards/Paypal information, will blow hundreds of dollars per month on NX. This is used to buy worthless shit in MapleStory's Cash Shop system. The only purpose of these items is to make their character look super spechul.

Such items include:

Pets that follow you around and annoy other users by letting out horrid emulations of animal noises when they are praised or punished.
Super kawaii clothing!11
Megaphones in which users can shout to an entire server that they fail at life and have AIDS.
More worthless shit.
Wedding rings, for those who are impossibly lonely and need a steady partner for cybering.
PEDOBEAR HAT!?11?1

It's true. MapleStory features a Pedobear hat, and for only $2.60. If you are going to spend money on this game, this is possibly the only worthy item to buy. Not only is it endlessly entertaining to also purchase a net and chase little girls around, but, if you don't have a mask but see someone who does, it's also fairly lulzy to follow them and put your character into 'compromising' positions with said bear. The user who you're harrassing probably doesn't know what Pedobear is, but they get annoyed quickly when you mention it and ask them if they'd be interested in attending your little brother's/sister's 3rd birthday party tomorrow and that you already know that they're 'nice and tight'. This is also fair evidence that Nexon is run by pedophiles. All they need now is Shotacat, amirite?

Common phrases in MapleStory

CC PLZ - Please go to another channel because I want to kill those monsters. Usually used by Wapanese assholes, running on a fresh cup of tiger jizz.
S>+1INT HMT60%/+3STR BW10%/SPCLW+2/5mil/fuku n1gg3rs/@@@@@@ - Pardon me sir, would you be interested in some of this worthless bullshit inventory that I need to get rid of? This phrase can be recognized as "S>" followed by any form of indecipherable AOL speak.
1K PLZ - Can you spare me a thousand of your mesos please?
OMG U HAXX0R !!!!1 - How did you get your skin to be lilac?

FAME PLZ - Can you add a point of fame to my account please?
DONT KS B!TCH - Please don't killsteal. (The ! takes the place of the I in bitch because of Maple Story's shitty censors)
Looking for GF/BF with NX whisp/chat me!!! Usualy spammed by basement dwellers on a super megaphone because they lack the ability to find a partner of the opposite sex irl.
JPQ!!!!@@@@#@##### - I am gathering members of comparable standing to engage in a MapleStory party quest.
SPAM T1GERC0CK469 LV125 LEGIT 6JOB GRATZ$OMGLUL - Please assrape my lifeless stalker-friend for playing this terrible game 48 hours straight.

How to troll Maple Story

Hack and KS n00bs in the beginner areas with a high level character.
Repeatedly tell them that they have AIDS.
Claim a popular area and spam "CC PLZ" to everyone.
Whisper to the people in wedding announcements and tell them that their future e-spouse is ugly, and or, has cheated on them with another e-lover. (Give them the name of a random person you have passed by for added lulz)
Play a drop game (A game in which you and other players drop rare items to show off to each other) and use a "vac hack" (A hack in which all items on screen will come to you for grabbing instantly) to grab the items. You then proceed to log off, keeping the hard earned items forever. This leaves the other players cutting themselves in sadness and anger.
Go into the wedding area, Amoria, and spam "LOOKING FOR PQ@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@" repeatedly.
Spam trade/party invites as much as possible.
Make fun of asians, this will result in the thousand nations of the asian empire descending upon you, Srsly.
Spam on megaphones (or anywhere near a crowd of people, word spreads quickly amongst the maplers) how much you dislike anime, preferably Naruto or any anime on adult swim.
Call someone a n00b despite the fact you might be 20-30 levels lower than that person. Also, calling someone with a srsly high level a hacker generally leads to their guild threatening to kill you irl. Bonus points for doing it on a shitty fan-forum.
Repeatedly ask "MESAR PL0X?!?!" to anyone that walks by, and dont stop until that person logs off.
B>(buy) all the shit you can see and destroy it all, inflating the e-conomy.

Use Your Sack

One of the gloriously undocumented features in this game is the random appearance of items with names like Black Sack, Different Sack, and Monster Sack. As it turns out, their only purpose is to spontaneously spawn a certain type and number of deadly creatures wherever the sack master is standing. You can dress up your character to look like the other n00bs, stand in a crowd of 20 people, and unleash monsters on them while they are AFK or trying to heal. Either that, or use it on one AFK pro, and when he comes back, get your popcorn ready for the butthurt.

Brithday

2007-12-30T00:44:00.000+08:00

It's Caturday TODAY !!

What do you know about Santa Claus?

2007-12-25T17:38:00.000+08:00

The heavily bearded 'Claus' in a rare unguarded pose

History

Santa Claus (aka Saint Nicholas, Father Christmas, Papa Christopher, Chris Tingle) first became known to the popular media in 1955, when, inspired by the then famous 'Coca Cola[1]' brand he swapped his traditional leiderhosen for a warmer red number and became an overnight sensation. It is speculated that, by endorsing the cola, he quickly became addicted to its iressistable qualities.

Criminal Record

Santa's criminal record can kick Freddy Krugor's criminal recods'sesse's ass. He is notorious for breaking into little children's homes and raeping them good and proper to his catch phrase, "Merry Monglemas every body!". There have been 5,430,553,603,569 records in the past 100 years.

Although evidence has been plentiful, CSI has had numerous problems trying to track the jolly fat man down mainly because he lives at one of the most geographically remote places possible - the north pole.

This child was exposed to Santa for less than a minute

Transport

Santa Claus is alleged to transport himself by means of a sleigh (or sledge) drawn by a team of 6 or 7 reindeer (or caribou): Dasher, Dancer, Dandy, Primper, Comet Superstore, Vixen and Randy. Whilst it is true the reindeer can fly they are only capable of slower than light travel, Santa's preferred mode of propulsion is what is known in some circles as the gravity

drive. The gravity drive simply requires Santa to consume one child before commencing on his journey which causes him to become infinitely obese and thus space and time itself bend around him causing time to travel slower for all the inhabitants of the Earth. There is of course a second opinion that follows that Santa
travels through a rip in the space time continuum that is only possible to open if you are fat and gay.

Speculation & Suspicion

Santa Claus has long been the object of suspicion in many global cultures, due to:

His habit of coming down chimneys
His fondness for elves
The lap thing
The jolliness
The drinking
Involvement in National Emo Kid Beatdown Day
Him being crowned the world's most dangerous pervert as of 2001

A Middle-Eastern Claus

An early example of a British Claus

An Amish Claus

An Aboriginal Claus

This is the last known sighting of Santa as of today

Christmas

2007-12-24T21:15:00.000+08:00

PS: WILL POST FACTS ON SANTA CLAUS TOMORROW.

Will Christmas be gone forever?

The Xmas Tree in TS.

This... is the most normal Xmas to happen in my life. Nothing much happened except that I went to BB area with my friends. Had a nice time though. YS got a free Mix.fm or Hitz.fm t-shirt for answering the question "What do we call Ding-Dong?". He yelled almost immediately "DORAEMOOOON" and a free t-shirt is thrown in his direction.

What do I want for Xmas this year?

1. One free day to go outing with friends this year
2. Cash
3. Cash
4. More cash

Merry Christmas to ME! What will YOU get this year?

The use of Engrish.

2007-12-23T00:44:00.000+08:00

Spell check, anyone? Ah, I see a taker!

There's no way God would wanna go within your radius of 98548928709201823 kilometers.

Congrats, Kazumakiryu. You are the new reigning King of Faggotry and your chariot awaits.

Kids, please use proper English. You don't wanna be crowned King of Faggotry like the guy above was. Yes, that's a real word. Faggot.

Fools rush in where Angels fear to thead.

2007-12-21T17:24:00.000+08:00

Fools rush in where Angels fear to tread.

Topic today, think before you act. If you wanna do something, make sure it doesn't affect others in a bad way. I'm being a hypocrite here, but I really HAVE to let this out.

If you want to buy ppl presents for Christmas, buy it YOURSELF. If you ask somebody else to buy it for you, make sure you can get it. Or else, DON'T ASK for ppl de help.

That's all for the anger management session for today. Amen.

The best worker in a bowling alley ever. Enjoy.

Perfect World Online

2007-12-19T15:36:00.000+08:00

It's hard to see but the bill up there amounts to RM 3000+.

No it's not me. It's Yau Mun and his family and staff. 17 ppl. Still RM 200+ per person. The thing is Samsung belanja... so =DDD

The Korean BBQ shop where they ate

It's allegedly the best Korean BBQ in KL.

This is the game I've started playing today. Perfect World Online.

At 6.45 pm, I went to play badminton with Yau, his father and the staff of SenHeng.

Lost every match but one. NOOOOOOOO 2 months of non-badminton has killed my skills @@

Lalalala spam post @@

2007-12-18T15:47:00.000+08:00

Hokkien Bond

Jap cops vs Darth Vader

Join this lady for a trip in Spain

What a boring day... din go out... stuck at home using PC nia...

In Penang

2007-12-16T14:22:00.000+08:00

Video of the Now

I'm in Penang now. You all must think me mad, coming back from Europe and going to Penang 2 days after that. Yes, in fact I AM a little mad from traveling.

Warning: IF YOU'RE OFFENDED EASILY BY RACIST OR TERRORISM STUFF, DO NOT SCROLL DOWN. DON'T. SERIOUS RACIST STUFF HERE. I THINK.

TERRORISM

History

Their technology is astounding

Bring these on a plane and expect your ass in the slammer.

It all goes back to the Bible. The first known terrorist was Cain, the seed from which Islam descends and the first DNC party leader.

Terrorists are more commonly known as "foreigners" and "muslims".

To appear clever and original in a Liberal community, use the phrase "War on Errorism" with a picture of Bush you pretentious fuck.

Common hobbies of Terrorists is the lulz of blowing themselves up, and the US Military loves blowing them up too. That is why they get along so well.

How to Spot a Terrorist

It is vital that the upstanding citizen know how to spot one of these uncivilized mongrels.

Common characteristics of terrorists include

sand in their butts
shitty friends only livejournals
degrees in the field of medicine
living in England
incomprehensible languages
being a minority
driving an suv
the use of shampoo

Hobbies

putting sand in their butts
spending about all their free time eating mustard
doing gay circle jerks yelling "Allahu Akbar"
constantly saying "Allahu Akbar"
blowing themselves up
blowing other people up
trying to blow stuff up
blowing stuff up and yelling "Allahu Akbar"
getting owned by other countries in their country (you know you're fucked when you getting pwned in your own turf)
getting owned by a magical force (as they call it) that drops bombs on them
Collecting manuals for terrorism
hiding in tunnels
brainwashing kids into hating America ns
being un-American
hating Jews

Typical terrorist ready for another days hard work

Your everyday terrorists at work

Prom 2007

2007-12-14T16:05:00.000+08:00

The view of the stage from my table.
picture by: PZ

Here's PZ in Putri's room at Marriet.

SSG Prom Night 2k7 was held at... where? Yea J.W Marriet. The nice lookin building beside Starhill.

My date, Putri, and I.

Darren and I [ Look sideways, sorry for the trouble ]

Afiq [the fag] and I.

Mira and I.

Christmas tree and I.

All in all it was pretty ok... Yip Siong was there to, surprise, surprise. Haven't got his picture though.

For RM 150, it was fukken expensive. Normal food, crappy programs. Wasn't really worth it.

Still, looking forward to next year. Wonder who'll be my date?

A hell lot of

2007-12-11T14:23:00.002+08:00

The typical Bush supporter

Just back from the 1 and a 1/2 months of Europe tour. Tired of western food.

Here's a summary of mah trip.

England

The Ruler of England

Belgium

This is the Grand Place. Yea. No kidding. Grand Place.

Amsterdam

They sell this everywhere. The ratio of marijuana:human = 2:1

Germany

We arrived just in time for the Bayern Munich vs Bolton soccer match.

Henchmen of Hitler

Pokemon promotes Hitler! Listen closely and you'll hear the penguin say "Hitler Hitler"

Austria

Switzerland

Not an ori pic. But it's somewhat like this.

Paris

This here is Champs-Elysees, one of the most famous shopping streets in the world.

And this here's the headquarters of Louis Vuitton, located on Champs-Elysees. My mum bought a piece of leather with LVs printed on them.

Disneyland
Coming soon.

An Pictureless Halloween?

2007-10-31T04:08:00.000+08:00

Sorry to all you who're entertained and hopefully are waiting for the next of my pics, but ima currently in a hostel in Brussels, Belgium where you can open one Internet Explorer at a time only.

No wonder, well, the internet service is free.

It's early morning there in M'sia, but I wanna wish you folks a happy Halloween. Might not get a chance later. It's like 9.15pm, 30th of Nov here.

Why? Because the ratio of RM to Euros is 1 : 5. If 1 Euro for 1 hour of Internet, go figure.

PS: Fucking tired of french fries and burgers. Never really wanna see em again. Or anything associated with Mc Donalds, Burger King, KFC and the rest.

AND it's only the 5th day of travels. 41 days moar to go?

Euphoria

2007-10-23T18:49:00.001+08:00

Picture of the Day
Feel like you're top in exam? Do the above paper. Click to enlarge.

I'm gonna go Europe tomorrow... excited? Not really...

Today, went to school with nothing to do... just wander around and sleep.

Doing math exercise?

I have nothing against women. It's just funny.

If you're an SSG pupil, you'd know a dude in our class has been pwnz3d by brain tumor. He was an excellent student, good in both academics and non. Includes DotA and Winning Eleven. He OWNZ at the said games. Let's have a minute's silence for him.

Our class monitor Yee Jean sugegsted that we collect donations for him.

Plz donate cheezburgers to him. He's starting on solid food.

And in two days they haz RM 1600++.

When I asked her

She said

Hope he recovers soon.

Noob aka Nicholas Ng has again challenged me to a match of DotA today. Endgame in 12 minutes. Was that an recordz?

Every time he sees me in DotA

OMGWTFBBQ Ima going to prom lulz? Yea, it's true. Courtesy of the Sugar Machine Phooi Sze. But can I get back in time to get formal wear? Back in KL on 11th Dec and prom 12th Dec lol?

Well, probably not gonna post anything beetween 24th October till 11th December. Adios, amigos.

My Cunning Plan

2007-10-21T19:56:00.000+08:00

Picture of the Day

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Went to Times Square today to change my bro's pants. After that, my parents, my brother and I went jalan-jalan around Times Square. Had a cunning plan to persuade my father to buy me a PSP and told him all about the good points ( free internet ect. ).

Plan didn't work out as he didn't buy it. So, planning to sell my iPod to get the PSP rawr. Desperate gila lol?

My mum's face was showing all the time " Don't buy it don't buy it "

And then later when my mum asked me the launder the clothes for her, naturally it's

How Can I Tell If I'm A Faggot?

You are a faggot if you answer yes to any one of the following questions:

When you were born was another branch added to the faggot tree?
Do you like buttsecks?
Do you listen to Trivium?
Do you fantasize about buttsecks?
Do you fantasize about Michael Jackson?
Can you not stop watching meatspin?
Do you have a myspace or livejournal?
Do you get all butthurt when someone disagrees with you?
Do you find this arousing?
Are you a furry?
Does pussy disgust you?
Do you have unusually developed sphincter control?
Do you wash your hair every night?
Are you a pretentious little faggot?
Is your name Nicholas Ng Zheng Hui aka Noob?
Are you a child molester?
Did you read this whole list?

Whoa don't get mad yet. You sure you have everything on this list?

Below are nice videos I have again found. Watch em !

Do the little lad dance

2007-10-20T21:51:00.000+08:00

Picture of the Day

Woke up today at 8.30 am. Why? Because there's nobody at home who's gonna disturb my gaming. Started the day off with yet another match with Noob. Halfway through the game he went " I know I'm gonna lose. Let's remake and play with Haow Bin and Yau".

Had another game with Noob but with Yau and Haow Bin on my side. But Noob said he would only play if Yau and I went foresting exp and left Haow Bin alone to face him.

That worked well for him at first, but he accidentally attacked me once and Yau shouted "LICENSE TO KILL!!" and that's where Noob was yet again pwnz3d.

This link sums up Noob aka Nicholas Ng. As this video may induce severe concussion, heart attack, epileptic spasms and such, viewer discretion is advised.

or if the link above doesn't work, the video can be watched here. It loads a little slow though. The link works faster.

This is a nice video I found, a must watch.

or the link

Today is the day Spitfiar reached lvl 60. But as I was buying his gear, the accursed error 132 striked again and I was disconnected. The server has been down since.

a day full of noob

2007-10-19T21:56:00.000+08:00

Picture of the Day

Woke up today to discover it's EST exam day. Oh sh- ! I didn't do any revision !!! Well doesn't matter EST's like English really.

Entered class to find half the class reading EST and the other half sleeping without a care in the world. Which side did I join? Do the math.

Did reasonably well for EST ( i think ). It's just copy and paste. Smart teachers yo ~

During breaktime, I got out of the class to see who but Noob !

Hey Spitfire ~

What, early in the morning? ALREADY??

So I did the usual

And Haow Bin went

And so everyone

And he had the nuts to challenge me to DotA 1 v 1 ! I think I hear "Noob was pwned by Spitfire for 225 gold" ~

And thanks for playing, you guessed right. Noob was fu4k3d up nice and proper although I started with half the money he had. Oh sh- good job.

N00b of the millennium award goes to Noob aka Nicholas Ng.

After that Noob was seen giving excuses to Spitfire. This enhanced his title of Noob of the Millennium. He was openly declaring

Guess the subject. That's right ! Noobness ! 100% !

Day concluded by giving Noob another good ass-whipping.

am i me?

2007-10-18T19:58:00.000+08:00

Once in a while, parents may forget your birthday. But that doesn't mean they don't love you.

Parents. You can't live without them. On the other hand some may say you can't live with them. Which is the truth? You decide.

Feel that your parents are binding your wings, not letting you soar into the sky? That's because the higher you fly, the harder you fall. Trust me, it's for your own good when your parents do that. They love you ( some experts tend to disagree on this ).

Think your parents are bugging you for your whole life? Want them to care less? Think again. Your parents are human ( some experts tend to disagree on this ). They are going to DIE one day.

Would you feel better when your parents aren't around to bug you anymore? I highly doubt that. You decide.

Your parents brought you into this world. They're the only parents you'd ever have. Unless they adopted you or something. They cared for you since you were like as large as a sheet of A4 paper.

They provided for you till you are able to care for yourself. They never ask for anything in return( again, some experts tend to disagree on this ). They get mad at you sometimes because they ( may or may not be ) are human!

If you're planning to producing nice fireworks by jumping down a building or making a work of art by hanging yourself from anything, consider your parent's feelings. You're their child.

Put yourself in their shoes ( even if they're wrong sizes ) and think about how you would feel when your child commits suicide. Wonderful, isn't it?

Well, pleasantries aside, care and love your parents like there's no tomorrow. You may not meet them in one piece the next time.

They may be scattered around on the road or in a nice wooden case lowered down a six foot hole.

Plaird of the Seven Sisters,
falling in love with a human,
Became a Shadowed One and was exiled from the Dark.
Hence, her name came to be called Plaird the Fallen.
At her wanderings end,
she settled in seclusion in Arche Haokar.
However, those days may not last.
A reunion may come, or may not.
Plaird's form vanishes at the coming of the sign of the Wave.

Don't play with fire or you'll get burned

2007-10-17T22:50:00.000+08:00

Picture of the Day
They were looking at Shemala the Amazing Vegetarian aka Black Cow.

Woke up today feeling pain in my right thigh. Results from training badminton. Atmosphere felt stiff. It IS the first day of school after 5 days of holiday. Whaddya expect? Fuck.

School was rather chaotic after exams, could be the releasing of stress from certain students. Lotsa activities ( not authorised by teachers ) like basketball, board games, card games and even games such as Pepsi Cola and Mafia Hunting which you may remember from your younger days.

Played a game of hangman in which we used fu4ked up words like 'abbadon', 'raziel', 'doozy' and also kindergateny words like 'apple'.

Also discovered that my ex-teacher, En. Zul, was fired today for being a gay pedo. Poor kids. I was lucky to have never been touch by him when he taught me in Primary 4.

Students were like sitting around and chairs and tables were in disarray, and teachers not giving a sh1t about what the students are doing. All the more fun. Went to 4sc 2 ( image above ) to chill out when the Mabil the Foul came to our class. Had to escape some way from her stink, didn't I? Others weren't so lucky though.

Had a little game of darts with balloons as targets and compasses as darts. Don't know how we managed it, but ta-da ~.

The Keel Mountains traversed at last,

we met a dragon that spoke thus:

"Sheraton am I, who interprets the signs.

An answer to my question, give.

If you can, complete my role will be,

and I will leave this land.

Though equally it exists before everyone's eyes,

grasp it not one person can.

Tell me—what is it?"

PS: Who can solve this riddle? Give your answers in the chatbox.

and the massacres continue

2007-10-16T21:20:00.001+08:00

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I'm not a racist or anything. Don't get me wrong, I just find this picture funny. If it's not funny to you, lemme tell you that there're no account for taste.

Had a game of DotA this noon with Yau and Noob aka Nicholas Ng ( who also adores Star Fire from the kid cartoon 'Teen Titans' ). Pwn3d Noob as usual. Yau kept to forest exp.

Went to Times Square at about 1 pm, to buy winter clothings. My family and I are leaving for Europe next Wednesday.

Leveled my new char in Wow, Spitfiar to 42. Had two duels with some strangers and I won, hands down. Quite a number of people were watching the duels.

The audience during the duels

The audience after I won the duels.

Overall, rather nais day ending with Noob pwn3d and all, but I still miss my old Leviathan...

" Shunning the field broken by Wave.

The shadowed girl whispers,

"Surely, I will return."

Alas, the truth unbeknownst.

Awaiting her at journey's end;

Eternal mourning for her land. "

Characterology

2007-10-15T19:31:00.000+08:00

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Oh god! I just love errors, don't you? It provides you with entertainment (solving it hour by hour) and teaches you how not to give up! Oh Sh- I feel so fuaked up right now.

That desktop above isn't mine. It's some other guy's.The error he's facing is exactly the same as mine though. Dunnu why I can't post my own desktop up.

So I spent the whole day trying to fix the fucked up thing and came to a conclusion that I have to make a new character while waiting for the in-game GMs to fix the error.

I tried emailing the guys at the Tech Support section and what the b1tches replied was " We currently do not have the definite fix to this error. Pls go to www.blizzard.com for more info on this error. " The link leads to an 8-page manual thing that teaches us how to fix the error. Oh fu4k nice service, Support Staff.

Their service is obviously full of AIDS man!

And so, I had to create a new character 'Spitfiar'... hard work from lvl 1 again. There's no one to play DotA with, Haow Bin in Ipoh, Yau not at home...

" When the finger points to the

yonder moon,

The fool will not look at the fingertip. "

Open up your Mind

2007-10-14T23:35:00.000+08:00

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Own3d by Siew Ping in Counter-Strike

Had a boring day. So extremely boring that I had to go to a local cyber-cafe. Met Siew Ping there and had a few rounds of Counter-Strike with him. Was pwnzed by his fat majesty. In the few months of not playing CS my skills have really degraded. Ugh.

I've read something interesting from this local graphic novel published by GEMPAK Starz called Zoology. Story and art by Stanley G. It's this chapter called 'PUTUS CINTA!!'. You can try this out. Imagine your girlfriend/boyfriend left you. You go buy an ice cream. The ice cream man serves another person first and you SHOUT at the ice cream man "AKU PUTUS CINTA!!!". The ice cream man serves you first. When buying movie tickets, you go spam "AKU PUTUS CINTA!!" like a maniac and everyone let's you go first. You get the ticket FAST.

Lastly, imagine you're buying a can of Cola. The guy asks for RM1.60. You offer 20 cents and shout "AKU PUTUS CINTA!!!!!". Get shocked as the guy shouts back louder than you "AKU PUTUS JUGA!!!!!!!". Try it out. You may end up in a hole about six feet deep.

" Yet to return, the shadowed one.

Who quests for the Twilight Dragon

Rumbles the Dark Hearth,

And Helba, Queen of the Dark,

has raised finally her army.

Apeiron, King of Light beckons.

At the base of the rainbow they meet

Against the abominable Wave,

together they fight.

Alba's lake boils.

Light's great tree doth fall.

Power- now all to droplets turned

in the temple of Arche Koeln.

Returns to nothing,

this world of shadowless ones.

Never to return, the shadowed one,

Who quests for the Twilight Dragon. "

Missing someone is an illness

2007-10-14T00:16:00.000+08:00

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To anyone eating cookies, Famous Amos, chocolate, ass and the like, sorry if I ruined your appetite for any of the above listed items. It's lol-tastic. something evil I found in a certain forum.

Hell. The song 思念是一种病 (Missing[ as in 'I miss you' ] someone is an illness) holds true. It's a gay and evil illness where it eats at every part of your body and your heart hurts like it's pumping hydrochloric acid. Kids, don't try this at home. It may result in you landing in a rectangular wooden case which is measured according to you.

To every Muslim looking and not looking at this blog, Selamat Hari Raya, and good luck in squeezing the money out of your relatives. I'm supporting you morally.

Nothing much happened today, but the error on my character in World of Warcraft is screwing my brains up. I can't log in to the particular character and that is bugging me till now to no end. It was fine the day before. Damn.

My blood and sweat before the error (click image to enlarge)

Leviathan with his headgear off (click image to enlarge)

I'm particularly mad as Leviathan is at lvl 62 and max lvl is 70. Took a freaking long time to lvl him up. And the money I spent on buying his evil gear. Although it's virtual money, you really can't help but feel heartbroken.

Had a nice DotA-ing day as Haow Bin and I pwnz down Noob aka Nicholas Ng. That improved my mood a little. Slightly, but not much.

" Unknown where the Cursed Wave was born…

After the stars doth cross the heavens,

The sky in the East doth darken and air doth fill with mourning.

From the chosen land beyond the forest, a sign of the wave comes.

Riding the Wave is Skeith, the Shadow of Death, to drown all that stands.

Mirage of Deceit, Innis, Betray all with the flawed image, and did aid the Wave.

And by the Power of Magus, a drop from the Wave doth reach the heavens, and creates a new Wave.

With the Wave, Fidchell, the power to tell the dark future, hope darkens, sadness and despair rule.

Gorre schemes when swallowed by the Cursed Wave.

Macha seduces with the sweet trap.

Wave reaches the Pinnacle, and escape none can. Tarvos still remains with more cruelty to punish and destroy.

And with the turbulent destruction after the Wave. Only a void remains. From deep within the void arrives Corbenik.

Perhaps then the Wave is just a beginning as well. "

A Day in Heaven

2007-10-12T23:55:00.000+08:00

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Can you spot me?

Went out today with a few of my friends, Siew Ping, Jern Zhen, Chun Tean, Li Wei, Shook Teng, Haow Bin, Ong, Edmund, Aaron and Noob. It was heavenly, except for Noob. Faggot. Had a game of bowling. Had a little argument over who paid money and who didn't. Was doing quite well with 2 spares and 2 strikes, but did terribly after that ( due to the fact that I was shocked at looking at Li Wei get 6 or 7 strikes ). Rather fun, with Li Wei scoring highest with 113 and Haow Bin second with 103. I got 79 onli T_T. Hell, it's better than Noob anyway. Had a rather lot of squabbling over what to eat and at last, Li Wei, Chun Tean, Siew Ping, Noob and I settled for Sushi King. The rest went arcading. At 2.50 pm...

One of the funniest movies I've ever seen. Rather profound... it's like a movie about gay rights. Gay isn't it? There's a part where a guy touches a woman's boobs but it was cut off. Thanks a lot, Malaysian censorship. All in all, nais. Evil though. Not recommended for children under 13. There's a lot of hot chicks in the movie, as well as fuksdnsdkfng gheys. Imagine trying to get your brother to 'up' and 'down' at the same time. Didn't work for me though, too distracted by the ghey to notice hot chicks.

After that, we went over to Sungei Wang and had some pics taken at the Dream World. It was w00t with 11 pplz squeezing into a tight and confined booth. Meh.

Girls having fun editing pics

After what was 1/2 an hour...

Fun, really. They all blocked out Noob's face with the editing thing. Some of it was blocked naturally by the machine. Just goes to show how faggoty he is. Even the photo machine hates him. After that, at 6.30pm, we went home... This may be the last time I go out with this lot. Sigh...

" All the trees entwine their arms and stretch towards the sky...Gathering the leaves, it devours the light...The darkness of the forest deepens...The hunter does not see the beasts that are hiding in the dark places revealing their fangs...Tonight, the hunter will be hunted...This is the Sleeping Forest... "

Fly, Spitfire!

2007-10-11T19:25:00.000+08:00

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Amen. The sufferings have been undone. Now, Spitfire shall fly!

Weird things happened today, though it's an everyday thing at SSG.

Top image: The evil egg of SSG.
Close proximity shall
result in DEATH.

For many, the discovery of this rotten egg will discourage him/her/it from entering the radius of 10 metres from the canteen. The egg was discovered dripping with evil in our school canteen, within the plate of an unfortunate classmate. A few minutes of silence for her. Anyways, the egg is hard (shouldn't be although it's HARD BOILED EGG), a side of it is black, and on the yolk side it's transparent.

Well, isn't really the end of exams since there's another subject next week, who cares? It's EST and not significant. To me. And the Add Math today was PURE EVIL. Anyone under 16 who attempts any Add Math activities shall end in death. Ugh.

At the end of today's exam (which is the same time as the next-door Form Ones), our civilized neighbours whooped and screamed like they were on a roller coaster to Hell. Ahahahahahahhh. It's not to say that we were entirely quiet either. On the contrary, it's embarrassing. But many would say "Who gives a shit!?"

Form 4, Form 4...

" All the trees entwine their arms and stretch towards the sky...Gathering the leaves, it devours the light...The darkness of the forest deepens...The hunter does not see the beasts that are hiding in the dark places revealing their fangs...Tonight, the hunter will be hunted...This is the Sleeping Forest... "

EXAM TIME LEFT: not significant. is it, now?

Magnesiumnitritechromiumpermanganatesodiumhydroxide

2007-10-09T21:20:00.000+08:00

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PS: If you're wondering what the title say, it's "Magnesiumnitritechromiumpermanganatesodiumhydroxide". Gesundheit.

Why the fck did "who?" create chemistry? Damn! Cracking my goddamned head open just to get some info in. Talk about pointless.

The temptation of playing moar DotA doesn't make it any easier...

And I played a game of DotA ealier in the afternoon. WTF is that? Why couldn't have been one of those born geniuses? And what's the deal with them? Still reading although they've got perfect marks already. Damnit. Now that I hate them but it's fghaoitghging evil. Guess it's my fault for not studying.

Knowing all this is for my future, I continue to study...study...stuasfmkgsgkaspoqirwnznzzzzzzz...zzz...zzz...

EXAM TIME LEFT: too lazy to count. moar or less 14 hours?

Password Invalid

2007-10-09T17:21:00.000+08:00

Warning: This blog is for your own eyes only. Never disclose this to your parents, teachers, maid or pets. Includes all living organisms down to the Amoeba. The contents of this blog may change your view of me and others.

Of the 16 years of my life, I've never taken an interest in writing a diary. Why a blog now? It's obvious for the people who know me. For the lulz. Just checking out how to make a blog. May or may not be a permanent thing. Meh.

Hello exams. It's going into the second week now... Everyone's cramming their head full of books and I'm here chilling and playing DotA. Am I mad? Science 1 student too. Hahah. Just goes to show that the myth of "I'm the 1st class student eating books boiling stationery lololol" is NOT true. And I'm copying some Physics stuff from my phone into the exam answer sheet. So what else is new? I'm not establishing myself as a bad boy here. I do my fair share of reading.

Finally, hey does this not belong at the first sentence? Anyone who enters my blog is liable to encounter some evils of all kind. This involves all seven of the sins. Yea even food. FOOD!! Well this post ends here. May not be the only one today tho.

EXAM TIME TO GO : 16 HOURS 45 MINUTES