Bah, that's rubbish. In fact, I wanna thank Lilian for bringing us into the finals. It was HER who won, not I. Thanks, Lilian. I'll work harder to win. Or at least not get tomatoes thrown at us on stage.
Malaysia, Malaysia, Malaysia. She is aptly named 'Heaven on Earth', for multiple reasons.
"I have a large cock" says a Malaysian politician
"Ah, I forgot, not one but two!"
A Malaysian woman in her typical habitat, about to sneeze.
Another Malaysian woman swearing, with her astonished partner behind.
A typical Malaysian swimsuit model.
Would you want her? * Vomits *
I don't think ANYTHING suits you, darling.
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All well ends well, I'd say. I'd like to extend a huge thank you to the judges for picking us. Thanks for supporting. Yippy-dee-doo-dah, dear readers, another day we shall meet.